NAME:  Kenn (I think.  What's yours?) 
PLACE OF BIRTH:  Nyack, NY (ever hear of it?  Inside, I'm pretty sure.) 
STAR SIGN:  Stop 
HOBBIES:  You're kidding, right?  I haven't TIME for any hobbies, man, I'm a BAGHDADDIO! 
ANY SIBLINGS?:  Yes, both thoroughly embarrassed by me - so I can't tell you who they are (their names have been changed to protect the innocent!) 
INSTRUMENT:  Rhythm guitar, harp, vox, the car radio - you know, the usual drivel. 
WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING:  About 15 minutes ago.  Oh, you mean, like, for REAL? 
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM VENUE?:  Ché Stadium
WHO ELSE WOULD BE ON THE BILL?:  Most of our friends from New York's Lower East Side and Williamsburg - plus a few more loony tunes we've grown to love! 
FAVOURITE BAGHDADDIOS SONG:  probably "Everyone Breaks The Rules" 
INFLUENCES:  every band who's ever used the "F-word".  We also like The Angry Samoans.  Them, the DK, New Model Army a bunch of stuff from the 50's and 60's.  Yeah, the 80's, too.  We also dig The Stinky Puffs, Toxic Underpants, Old Skull, The Rutles and The Electric Comic Book.  OK, really - TOO many to list.  Just show up at one of our shows and you'll see.
FAVOURITE BAND(S):  You mean, besides us?  (see above) 
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE IN THE WORLD?:  In my head - if only I had an indoor, heated pool up there!
FAVOURITE BEVERAGE:  WILD Cherry Pepsi! (With Mountain Dew comin' in a close second!) 
OTHER THAN YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, WHO IS YOUR IDEAL GIRL?:  Bea Arthur. 
TURN ONS:  Light switches, electric motors. 
TURN OFFS:  Light switches, electric motors. 
DREAM CAR:  No, DRIVE car!  (Werewolf?  THERE wolf!) 
FAVOURITE VILLAIN:  Roger Toussaint. 
FAVOURITE HERO (SUPER OR OTHERWISE):  Hanukah Harry (he SAVED Christmas!)
FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTER: Us in our lovely little animated video for "Christmas At C.B.G.B.s" (I look absolutely H-O-T, hot, hot, HOT as a cartoon character, don't you agree?) . 
FAVOURITE SNACK:  If you put chocolate on a shoe sole I'd eat it! 
FAVOURITE CITY:  New York, hands down!  (Sorry London, Boston, Rome, L.A., Paris, Seattle, Tokyo, Scranton, Montreal, et al!) 
FAVOURITE FOOD:  Pineapple Pizza (or sushi) 
FAVOURITE BAR:  Uh, candy or drinking? 
MOST PRIZED POSSESSION:  My Buddhist "Renounce All Your Possessions" book. 
PET(S)?:  August 2004 and February of this Year (thanks, Hef!) 
I WISH I HAD:  an answer 
I WISH I WAS:  less vague 
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER TALENTS? WHAT ARE THEY?:  other than being able to lick my eyebrows, I really don't have any (cough!)  
IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:  Doing this any 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 'til my head explodes.